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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life

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foodchewer:

hey you have a cute dog.. you wanna go out sometime?

stfukarla:

♡ i follow everyone back ♡
wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker
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p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

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paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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